Time (honourable) gentlemen please
THE SHUTTERS have come down on bars across the House of Commons as elected Members of Parliament are forced to undergo a ban on...
Leaders play on tiers for fears
PUNCH drunk Little Britain has become a sparring ground for petty political battles over the Covid-19 crisis as national unity hits the canvas.
Boris Johnson...
Thousands of jobs hit by Cineworld closures
CINEWORLD said up to 45,000 employees will be affected worldwide as it confirmed plans to temporarily close its theatres in the UK and the...
Winter to bring flurry of Covid red cards
LITTLE Britain is quickly turning from a green and pleasant land into a grey and dour fiefdom ruled by a book of regulations that...
Howling at the āmoonshotsā
BE AFRAID, be very afraidā was the message this week as new Covid-19 restrictions were sprinkled like fairy dust across the four nations of...
Graze away
Shepherds have been given permission to take their flocks along the banks of the River Segura.
Goats and sheep can now graze on the stretch...
Simply Pythonesque
And now for something completely different. A Manchester commuter boarded a bus using his pet snake as a face covering, the docile reptile wound...
Hunting for speeders in Torrevieja
Torreviejaās new mobile radar to catch speeding motorists was put into service on Monday.
During the first week it is scheduled to be carrying out...
Family, friends, and furlough are all hit for six
CRUCIAL last over in a tight fought T20 cricket match between an unsteady Boris Johnson select XI and a scratch Covid-19 side...the ball flies...
Government playing Space Invaders again
COMPUTER games are still central to Boris Johnsonās government strategy during the coronavirus crisis with advisors gathered around a console now predicting 85,000 winter...
Boris, Baloo, and the Bare Necessities
MESS with tradition and the flag-waving pomp of the very British institution that is āLast Night of the Promsā at your peril as the...
Post-Brexit trade deal must be done in October ‘at the latest’
A POST-Brexit trade agreement between the UK and the European Union must be achieved "in October at the latest", the EU has reiterated.
A spokesman...
UK in historic recession
By Holly Williams, PA
BRITAIN has collapsed into its largest recession on record after the coronavirus lockdown sparked a 20.4% contraction between April and June...
UK border control under fire for Covid-19 spread
CORONOVIRUS spread faster in the UK as the Government failed to bring in quarantine rules for travellers in the early days of the pandemic,...