LITTLE Britain is quickly turning from a green and pleasant land into a grey and dour fiefdom ruled by a book of regulations that no one – including the people at the helm – seem to understand.
Artist LS Lowry would have a field day and be hard at work capturing on canvas the scenes of the hunched matchstick figures of a gloomy population trying to go about its business, the vast majority of folk wanting to keep everyone safe.
There seems to be the threat of more financial penalties flying round the streets of Britain than even VAR can deal with – and they are about as popular as football’s new handball rule.