Adele Gives Fan a Ticking Off
Good on Adele, the world-conquering chanteuse with the singing voice of an angel and the spoken voice of a cockney sparra. Last weekend at...
Carry on films to carry on
The brilliant thing about double entendres is there’s always somebody willing to give you one. The other day I was gently stroking Mrs. Slocombe’s...
‘Bumbling’ Boris is a bore
Boris Johnson is in danger of becoming the biggest bore in Britain. I am so tired of his buffoonish 'Tim nice-but-dim' shtick. These days,...
Will the Chilcot report put Blair in prison?
And so it will finally come to pass. The long-awaited Chilcot inquiry into the war crimes of Tony Blair - sorry, I mean the...
Livingstone’s suspension is a joke
Ken Livingstone has refused to say sorry for mentioning Hitler in his now infamous radio interview with Vanessa Feltz. Good for him. He has...
Hillsborough fans still waiting for justice
So what happens now? After the longest inquest in British legal history, we now know for sure that the 96 Hillsborough fans were unlawfully...
Happy Birthday Ma’am
HM QUEEN Elizabeth II celebrated her 90th birthday yesterday (Thursday).
UK Prime Minister David Cameron said The Queen has been ‘a rock of strength'.
Celebrations got...
Wogan was Eurovision’s Saviour
You can turn as many sacred cows as you like into corned beef hash, but when it comes to criticising the late great Sir...
Politicians behaving badly
I’m more than a little hacked off by the juvenile behaviour of some of our politicians. Last week, a handful of Conservative MPs threatened...
Testing overload threatens children’s health
When I was a very young child my biggest concern was that I didn't miss an episode of the Wombles.
Today's primary school kids are...
Three cheers for defeat
I'm over the moon that England lost against the Netherlands on Tuesday night. It was a much needed reality check after the thrilling victory...
Slasher Smith puts Tories in turmoil
As always with politics, nothing is quite what it seems. Take for example the recent resignation of Iain Duncan Smith as work and pensions...
Scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel
And finally, talentless piece of eye candy Danielle Lloyd has made yet another desperate attempt to cling on to fame. The former Miss England...
Murdoch’s Power Wedding
And finally, I see that sleaze-peddling billionaire newspaper baron Rupert Murdoch recently got hitched to the Texan model Jerry Hall. This is the family...