Calamity May
I'm no fan of our not so glorious leader but I did feel sorry for Theresa May during her calamitous speech at the Tory...
Pro-Life Tory profits from abortions
If you're a fan of hypocrites it's been a good week. The loathsome Jacob Rees-Mogg admitted he profits in a roundabout way from his...
Uber ridden out of town
Do not weep for Uber, the ride-hailing app that has been stripped of its London licence for being a crappy outfit, or in the...
Belt up Boris!
“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about,” wrote Oscar Wilde, and...
Rees-Mogg is a man trapped in the past
So, last month I quoted journalist Quentin Letts who memorably dubbed Jacob Rees-Mogg 'the honourable member for the early 20th century'. Well, following the...
Rooney: A knight in shining armour
Whoever said chivalry is dead in our modern world doesn't know that they're talking about. We only have to look at footballer Wayne Rooney...
Standing up to Hollywood racism
What a great time to be white and in Hollywood. You get all the plum roles be it Arab princes, Japanese martial arts experts,...
Nigel Farage the Movie
Be afraid. Be very afraid. The stuff of nightmares could be coming to a cinema near you soon. The insincere, arrogant, smarmy and self-absorbed...
Big Ben is Losing its Bong
From this coming Monday, Big Ben's bongs will fall silent and we won't hear their like again until 2021, save for a couple of...
Mr. Craig, we’ve been expecting you
I like James Bond. I like Daniel Craig as James Bond. I like Daniel Craig as James Bond defeating villainous international organisations such as...
Doing the dirty on Diana
This month marks the 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana, and Channel Four has chosen to mark the occasion with a disrespectful...
Stop the Carry-On Chaos!
Ryanair has done a lot in recent years to become more customer friendly and less adversarial. One of its most popular measures was introducing...
Get Your Royal Mitts
Off Our Property!
Dear King Felipe VI,
It was sure nice to see you and your missus on our little island for your brief state visit....
Coffee, the medical marvel
I love coffee with a passion that frightens me, and can't imagine life without frequent injections of the precious liquid. Having said that, my...