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Pointless Missile Strikes

Donald Trump says “jump” and Theresa May replies “how high?” If the US hadn’t decided to send missiles into Syria (perhaps to detract from...

TV Makeover for Worzel

With repeats, rehashes and reality shows, UK telly is often dumb and unoriginal. Episodes of Friends are on an endless loop, reboots such as...

Please, No More Royal Wedding News

The Brit Scene is delighted for Prince Harry and Meghan Marvellous and more than a little jealous of the groom-to-be. Apart from untold wealth,...

Elton’s long goodbye

I love a good spat between uber famous people and was licking my lips when Rod Stewart branded Elton John's retirement tour as 'dishonest'...

The World’s Best Teacher

My favourite story of the week was about the UK's Andria Zafirakou winning the Global Teacher Prize. The art and textiles teacher from London...

Final Curtain for Rib-Tickler

Drat! I should've bought tickets for a Ken Dodd show when I had the chance. Now I'll never see in person his unstoppable bullet...

The clock is ticking theresa

I'm really, really trying not to be a pessimist about Brexit and the UK's future but it's so very hard. I look to the...

This Won’t Be the Last Time

I love to see OAPs partying, having a good time and carrying on with a healthy disregard for the march of time. I hope...

Bolton’s got the UKIP blues

I have no idea whether Henry Bolton can play a musical instrument but he should pick up a guitar and a harmonica right now...

Shock at Oxfam Scandal

The sound of institutions crumbling in the wake of sex scandals, harassment allegations and the attempts to cover them up is becoming depressingly familiar....

Bozo Rees-Mogg Protesters

Obviously, upper-class eccentric Jacob Rees-Mogg is an ass, a throwback to the 14th century who wants to rewind the clock with his views on...

Winslet’s Poor Performance

I'm just not buying Kate Winslet's nauseating and self-serving speech at the London Critics' Circle film awards on Sunday where she said she bitterly...

Rejoice in Murdoch’s Stalled Sky Bid

Woo-hoo! Time for a mini celebration. Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox bid to takeover Sky has hit the buffers as it's been deemed not...

The Perils of Sneeze Suppression

I am going to have to change one of the habits of a lifetime less I do myself a mischief and end up on...

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Animal shelter raided by police

By David Jackson Environmental police unit Seprona together with government vets raided an animal shelter known as Kim's Animal Shelter in Gádor last week after...

‘Cuddle thieves’ caught

GUARDIA Civil have arrested two Romanian women (age 28 and 38) as they were about to 'cuddle'-rob an elderly expat couple in La Senieta...

Top UK musician drowns in Níjar

By Richard Torné A top British rock musician has drowned while on holiday in Níjar. Session guitarist Michael Casswell, 53, who played in the West End...